![]() The witches go back to their coven with this information and resolve to go to the place of John Henry’s death and resurrect him with Mallory’s newly minted strength. I, for one, am glad someone acknowledged that John Henry and his goatee just disappeared halfway through the season. After a little wine, Myrtle and Bubbles’s scheme goes according to plan when the warlocks mentally admit they killed John Henry (Cheyenne Jackson) and are out to kill the witches too. How these men could not be suspicious of two women they actively despise preparing them a home-cooked meal is beyond me! This must be a case of deep-rooted misogyny if they believe that woman just sporadically cook full Thanksgiving feasts for men they also hate. Zoe (Taissa Farmiga) witnesses Mallory’s magic and informs Cordelia that her powers are fading because Mallory is the next Supreme, not because of Michael Langdon.Īt the Outpost, or as I call it, Not Hogwarts, Myrtle and Bubbles prepare a meal for Ariel and Baldwin. Thank goodness this woman has healing abilities because if it were up to Coco’s powers, we’d all be dead. This is when we learn that Mallory (Billie Lourd) has the power to reach into a dying person’s throat and rid them of any blockage. Coco is like the Weight Watchers of witches, which isn’t particularly interesting until she chokes on a 90-calorie snowball. This power is useful to the Venn diagram of people who don’t have internet access on their phone but who also deeply care about their points. Now, she is not only able to tell whether a food has gluten in it or not, she can also give you it’s exact calorie count. Wong), to find out their true motives.īack at Miss Robichaux’s Academy, Coco’s powers are getting stronger. ![]() Together, the women conspire to get dinner with the warlocks, Ariel (Jon Jon Briones) and Baldwin (B.D. Personally, I would use my telepathic skills to bring world peace, but to each their own. ![]() Bubbles and Madison join Myrtle (Frances Conroy) for dinner where the two old friends discuss how easy it is to give blow jobs when you have mind-reading abilities. Come to think of it, I have never seen a horror story set during Christmas, and this fictional movie looks worth watching. While Cordelia bargain-shops for the apocalypse, Madison seeks out Bubbles McGee (Joan Collins) on the set of some slasher movie about Santa. Somehow, when Dinah frames it like that, it’s clear Papa Legba was giving Cordelia the friends-and-family discount. Dinah thinks Cordelia’s decision is foolish because now not only will Cordelia lose her girl’s souls, but the souls of 6 billion people. They should be bartering on unattainable things like a human’s eternal essence or the wind, not on paper that has no intrinsic value.Ĭordelia turns down the deal from the voodoo satan who looks a lot like the bad vampire in Twilight. This also sounds very expensive, but this is an exchange rate that makes sense to me for witches. Papa Legba is more than willing to help Cordelia, but it’ll cost her the souls of all her students. Dinah conjures Papa Legba and Cordelia requests that he open the gates of hell to trap Michael Langdon in the underworld. I respect a hustling witch although this makes me wonder why these supernatural beings need currency when they have magic. In fact, she’s charging $100,000 and she needs it in cash. I like to think of Dinah as like the LinkedIn of black religious cult magic, except unlike LinkedIn, she won’t do her services for free. It’s after this graphic exchange that Cordelia asks Dinah to connect her with the voodoo devil, Papa Legba (Lance Reddick). Hasn’t anyone on this show ever heard of marriage counseling? It’s cheaper than dry cleaning blood out of silk sheets … I’d just like to note, there are much easier ways to rekindle your relationship, folks. We know Cordelia is getting involved with trouble because we open on Dinah feeding the bleeding heart of a mistress to the cheating husband to enchant him into only being attracted to his wife. This involves her getting in touch with Dinah Stevens (Adina Porter), our voodoo magic practitioner of the group. Cordelia is rightfully terrified of the Antichrist and thus, she decides to take drastic measures to defeat Michael Langdon. We start this episode in New Orleans, after Madison Montgomery (Emma Roberts) and Behold Chablis (Billy Porter) have reported their demonic findings at the Murder House to Cordelia (Sarah Paulson). ![]() Sarah Paulson in American Horror Story: Apocalypse.
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